Friday, January 8, 2010

Earn your Social Media Certificate in hours not years!

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1 comment:

  1. That sounds just fine, but doesn't earning your DETECTIVE DEGREE sound so much more intriguing?

    I just want to be able to throw that out there at dinner parties and high school reunions. "Oh, you're a doctor? Interesting. Attorney? Inventor of Post-Its? Oh hell no, I got my DETECTIVE DEGREE."